Same Shit, Different Border

31 December 08
“You have to do it too.” - Ned Flanders
“It’s a small price to pay to see you humiliate yourself.” - Homer Simpson

Two summers ago Israel spent a month playing war in Lebanon.  They bombed cities all over the country, sent thousands of troops into the border area and inflicted a shitload more casualties, military and civilian, than they sustained.  However, the war was provoked by Hezbollah and in the aftermath it was Hezbollah that was widely viewed as having won.  You’d be hard pressed to call it a total victory, they did get the crap kicked out of them, but they fought the Israeli giant for a month, gave him a bloody nose, and lived to tell about it.

Flash forward to last weekend and the parallels are striking.  Operating out of the Gaza Strip, Hamas declared its paper thin “cease-fire” expired and stepped up its ineffectual but highly disruptive rocket attacks on Israel.  The rockets they use are little more than metal tubes which have no guidance, very little ordinance, and extremely limited range.  Those deficiencies are more than offset by their advantages, however, as they are quick and easy to manufacture and a firing position can be setup and dismantled in minutes.

As a result of the ease with which these rockets can be built and fired there is no way for the Israeli military to effectively counter them short of reoccupying Gaza.  Of course, doing that would put their soldiers in close proximity to very hostile Palestinians running the gamut from stone throwing children to battle hardened soldiers with automatic weapons.  They’ve tried that before and it didn’t work, on the other hand they can’t just sit back and watch the rockets fly.  It’s a lose-lose situation for Israel.

Hamas knows that, its leadership isn’t stupid, and that is precisely why they fire the rockets: to provoke an Israeli response.  And the Israeli government, which is all but leaderless at the moment and less than two months away from an election, just gave Hamas exactly what it wanted.  Hamas knows the Israeli response is going to be painful and that its going to kill a lot of their own people, but they also know that the chances of Israel being able to wipe them out completely are close to zero.

It is a grisly gambit, but there is an undeniable logic to it.  Hamas sees Hezbollah as a model to be emulated.  The latter gained immense prestige for twice driving Israel out of Lebanon; has now become a legitimate part of the Lebanese government; and is slowly inching its way towards wider respectability.  Hamas would very much like the same thing and the Israelis are obliging them.

The Israeli bombardment has been big on explosions but has done little more than fill hospitals and generate world outrage.  Hamas is in little to no danger of immediate collapse; their top leadership isn’t even located in Gaza.  The only potential upside to this is that when the dick waving is done the Israeli government may finally realize that control over Gaza and the West Bank are no longer feasible objectives.  It was a realization dearly purchased in southern Lebanon, and though the same people are in charge, here’s hoping they learn a little quicker this time; because the sooner cooler heads prevail, on both sides, the better.


Breaking News: Most Americans Aren’t Dickheads

28 December 08
“Alright look, I didn’t want to have to say this but I think maybe we’re not seeing heaven because one of us doesn’t believe in it enough.” - Eric Cartman

Charles M. Blow has been a welcome addition to the New York Times op-ed page and yesterday he had a story about a recent Pew poll showing that majorities of religious Americans believe that people who don’t share their beliefs can still get to a pleasant afterlife.

He writes:

This threw evangelicals into a tizzy. After all, the Bible makes it clear that heaven is a velvet-roped V.I.P. area reserved for Christians. Jesus said so: “I am the way, the truth and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” But the survey suggested that Americans just weren’t buying that.

The evangelicals complained that people must not have understood the question. The respondents couldn’t actually believe what they were saying, could they?

He makes a rookie pundit mistake by invoking “evangelicals” without citing any of them specifically, but who cares?  His point is still valid, though it hardly qualifies as news.  Fervent believers have always had a dim opinion of fellow travelers who don’t share their ardor.  Religions are like professional sports teams, there are die hard fans and there are casual fans and the two don’t always easily coexist even though they’re nominally on the same side.  The die hards often see everyone else as free riders or fair weather fans/believers.  I have an uncle who once half jokingly suggested that as he goes to church every Sunday he should get preferred seating on Christmas and Easter.  The people who only go to church twice per year irritated him and it’s easy to see why, but that doesn’t mean he believes that most of his fellow parishioners are hell bound.

Of course most people aren’t fanatical or fundamentalist in their religious beliefs.  Normally sweeping statements that contain the phrase “most people” are pretty suspect, but in this case we can say it with a lot of confidence.  Not only is there the phenomenon of Christians who only go to church on the two biggest Jesus days of the year, which seems to be close to universal, but if solid majorities of Americans actually thought that almost everyone else was eternally damned there would be a lot more religious friction in this country.  Having those two recent Pew polls add some hard data to the conclusion helps as well.

None of this is to suggest that there aren’t millions of fundamentalists out there, many of whom are deeply unpleasant to be around once they know you’re not one of them.  After all, someone is buying all those “Left Behind” books and bumper stickers that say “If you’re living like there is no God . . . you’d better be right.”  But if those people were a majority we’d be living in a society that would be significantly worse than the one we currently have.

The survey Blow cites says that 50% of white Catholics believe that even atheists have a shot at the afterlife and that should come as a surprise to precisely no one.  Religious tolerance, even of non-believers, is a fundamental American trait.  It has been that way since colonial times and even after eight years with a nominally evangelical President there aren’t any serious threats to it.  People who disagree with that tend to be obnoxious and, for lack of a better word, downright loud, but, relatively speaking, there just aren’t that many of them.


The One Habit of Highly Successful People

24 December 08
“Ohhh, won’t somebody please think of the children!” - Helen Lovejoy
“What kind of an example are we setting?” - Maude Flanders
“Ladies please, all our Founding Fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.” - Chief Wiggum

I have long been in favor of making any and all recreational drug use completely legal, but I’m not going to rehash those arguments here.  They’ve been made countless times before by people with much better knowledge of the relevant information than me.  (Paul Campos, up at Lawyers, Guns & Money, wrote a terrific (and short) piece in that vein just after the election.)  Instead, I’m going to point out one simple fact and call it a day.

Barack Obama will be the third consecutive President of the United States of America who has admitted to illegal drug use; and the second to have that use include cocaine.

That’s all you need to know.  All three of our post-WWII generation presidents have used illegal drugs.  I’m going to repeat that because it’s very important and almost never remarked upon.  The three men who’ve most recently won the highest, most respected office in America (four if you want to count Gore in 2000) have all used illegal drugs recreationally.

These men represent both political parties and each of them was, at the time, guilty of a crime which at this very moment has literally hundreds of thousands of Americans incarcerated.  Each of them was fortunate enough not to get caught, as the vast majority of drug users are, but all of them broke the law in a way that could’ve sent them to prison, potentially for years.

Tomorrow is Christmas, but whether you celebrate it or a different (less commercially significant) end of year holiday doesn’t really matter.  We refer to this part of the calendar as “The Holidays” because there are a lot of them, enough to cover pretty much everyone in this country.  And hundreds of thousands of Americans will be spending them in prison, deprived of their liberty and away from their friends and family, because they committed the same victimless, non-violent crime as our last three presidents.

Casual, recreational drug use is an accepted part of our culture and has been for three generations.  By the end of Obama’s first term the highest office in the land will have been held exclusively by drug users for twenty straight years.  It might be time to take a fresh look at the prohibition of recreational drug use.


Link Slut II: Exploration and Experimentation

24 December 08
“Marge, I’m bored.” - Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you read something?” - Marge Simpson
“Because I’m trying to reduce my boredom.” - Homer Simpson

With the election over it’s a good time to rethink my reading list a little, but these days the danger of information overload is perpetual.  My bookmarks list grew like a weed during the last twelve months or so and I wanted to put a little more thought into what was going to stay and what was going to get dropped.  The problem now is going to be sticking with sites I respect and enjoy and not adding bookmarks willy-nilly like some internet harlot.

(Yeah, I said “bookmarks”.  There are only so many hours in the day and RSS and its ilk are demon time suckers; they’re the needle drugs of on-line content.  I’m willing to waste a lot of time on-line, but I’ve got my limits and I’m perfectly happy just snorting things.  If there’s a site I enjoy, I’ll click on it myself thank you very much.  Must resist . . . must resist . . . must resist . . .)

The updated post-election links are below.  This is mostly additions, I had been hoping to drop a couple more but there really is a wonderful amount of content online these days and there’s no suppressing my unrealistic desire to read it all.  The two that did get dropped out were Election Projection and Politico; they’re both useful sites, albeit for vastly different reasons, but this time of the season they just aren’t daily necessities.

I realize that there is a certain incestuous, circle-link quality to a lot of these; I’d like to break out of that a little in the future, but, for now, this is what I’m reading.  The sites below, combined with what was already at right, are about the limit of what I have the time and attention span to follow.

ACLU Blog - Wow, we’re all fucked aren’t we?

Aguanomics - OPE, POE, in the end it’s always about water.

Armchair Generalist - I always knew the Defense Department was fucked up, but damns the Defense Department is really fucked up.

Cinematical - Movie news with a minimum of celebrity gossip.

The Edge of the American West - On this day in 18somethingsomething, this really interesting thing happened.

Environmental Economics - Economists can be football fans too.

Hockey Fights - I went to a hockey game and a . . . oh hell, you know the rest.

Matthew Yglesias - Big Media Matt was a much cooler nickname than Big Thinktank Matt.

Mike the Mad Biologist - I wouldn’t go so far as to call him “mad”.

Pandagon - How can that cute little bear write so many words every single day?

Pharyngula - Crackers for everyone!  I’ll bring the vino.

Respectful Insolence - Surgeons are the Jocks of the high school that is a hospital, but they’re a lot smarter than most football players.

Schneier on Security - If it’s big and expensive it must be secure, right?  Right?

Skepchick - A girl want to learn science?  She’s a witch!

The Technology Liberation Front - Capitalist dogs.  When the revolution comes . . .

Also, the About page has been updated; it is now more complete and slightly less stupid than it was before.


Stupidity in Motion

21 December 08
“You didn’t ask for rack and pinion steering, did you?” - Herb Powell
“Uh, yeah, I think I did.” - Homer Simpson
“How could you ask for it?  You don’t even know what it is; you just called it ‘rack and peanut’ steering.” - Herb Powell

On Friday we got our first significant snowfall of the winter and I got to witness one of my annual treats, the overly aggressive driving of people who think their manly vehicle makes them immune to snow.  My father and I were driving to lunch along a four lane boulevard.  We’re in the left lane poking through the snow and slush at about half the regular speed limit, pretty much all the other traffic is going the same speed we are.  Then a large sport utility vehicle goes blowing past us in the right lane at about the speed you’d use if it was summertime.  Crossing an intersection he had to swerve into the left lane to avoid a car slowly clawing its way up an incline before going immediately back into the right lane to avoid another car in the left.  It was the very definition of reckless driving, there was no way he could’ve stopped for either vehicle had he needed to.  Nothing bad happened, so no harm no foul, but I’m relating it here because it was this year’s installment.

The first serious snow of the year naturally makes most people drive extra cautiously, but there is a class of people to whom this caution does not seem to apply and every year, like clockwork, I see one or two really funny examples on or around the day of the first real snow storm.  The people who provide me with my annual spectacle are the small subset of truck and sport utility vehicle drivers who think their big trucks exempt them from having to worry about road conditions.  The best examples always occur immediately after the first big storm because winter hasn’t yet had time to teach these upstarts a little humility.

I first noticed this when I was a kid.  A friend of mine’s father had gotten his first four wheel drive vehicle, a used Toyota Land Rover.  I was in the car with him the first time he ever had it out in real snow.  He puts it in four wheel drive and decides to see what it can do.  He takes a right turn at an intersection (which was mercifully deserted) at about the maximum speed you’d take a ninety degree turn in perfect conditions.  The thing does a kind of Mario Kart power slide about halfway into the intersection before gaining traction and straightening out in the correct direction.  Luck was a much greater factor than 4WD in the success of the turn but my friend’s dad, who was never the sharpest knife in the drawer, thought his new toy had handled beautifully.

I always think of that incident when the snow comes because there are a lot of people out there like him.  They have only the vaguest clue as to what four wheel drive or all wheel drive actually is or does; instead they think of it as some kind of talisman that makes them unaffected by road conditions.  It’s certainly better to have power going to all four wheels when the road is sloppy, but it doesn’t remove the snow nor does it make the rubber connect with the asphalt any differently.  In the years since, I’ve seen SUVs spin out, slide into intersections, and run into ditches and all the incidents have two things in common.  One, it’s always at or very near the first snow.  Two, the SUVs in question are always going considerably faster than all the other traffic.

By January or February incidents like this aren’t as prevalent because no matter how rule-ignoring, testicle-grabbing, and downright bad-ass your truck is, it’s still subject to the laws of physics and the reduced friction that naturally accompanies heavy snowfall.  Sooner or later even the most knuckle dragging drivers realize this, possibly after a few near hits and some calls to AAA.

None of this is to say that you don’t see sedans and minivans facing backwards in a ditch sometimes; winter driving is a bitch and there isn’t anything you can do about it.  But hyper aggressive driving in poor conditions seems to be the exclusive domain of people who have no real need of a truck or 4WD vehicle but drive one anyway.  This certainly isn’t some kind of scientific observation, but I’ve been noticing this for well over a decade now and it’s as reliable as the solstice and shows no signs of stopping.

I am in no way shape or form opposed to people driving SUVs and oxymoronic luxury pickup trucks; I don’t care about gas mileage, emissions or anything else associated with them.  In fact, I think the little propellers are a nice “fuck you” to the hybrid set and novelty truck testicles are downright funny, if perhaps a tad more revealing than their purchasers realize.  This is America and you can drive whatever your wallet or credit score will allow.  That said, this is a pernicious brand of stupidity and it isn’t going anywhere.  (Maybe it’s a natural side effect of too many dick fear truck commercials.)  It’s an annual sight and, except for the unfortunate few for whom it’s injurious or fatal, is just another little way to let other people’s stupidity brighten your day.


Netflix is Really Easy, But . . .

17 December 08
“You wanna rent it, sir?” - VHS Village Clerk
“Why?  I just saw the best part.” - Homer Simpson

Netflix is a really wonderful service and one of the best things about it is the enormous scope of its inventory.  If a title has ever been on DVD, odds are that they’ve got it.  Having such an enormous selection has a downside though, how do people find movies that they’d like but haven’t heard of?  Only a small handful of movies each year have serious marketing campaigns behind them and the rest are consigned to obscurity.  Netflix has a vested interest in making people aware of movies they would otherwise miss; after all, customers can’t take advantage of all that selection if they don’t know what to watch.

The primary method Netflix uses to promote lesser known movies is its rating system; every movie can be rated by from one star (hated it) to five stars (love it).  They encourage you to rate any movie you’ve seen, not just the ones you’ve gotten from them, because every time you rate a movie it creates a data point for them to try and guess what other movies you might like.  The whole idea is to get you watching movies (and television shows) that you otherwise wouldn’t.  If the recommendations are useful then you’re more likely to watch the movies you’ll like, you’re less likely to cancel your subscription and you might even recommend a movie (or the service) to people you know.

The rating system is one of the two or three most important aspects of their business because you can rent Dark Knight or Wall-E from anywhere; in fact, you can probably get them easier from your local Blockbuster than you can from Netflix, which frequently has “Very Long Wait” written next to a highly popular new releases.  But it’s those other, less well known, movies where Netflix has its advantage.  If you only watch two or three big Hollywood movies per month, you’re better off going to the video store than spending $16.99 with Netflix.  But if you watch a lot of movies then it becomes much, much more cost effective to use Netflix.

Because this is so important, and because it provides a lot of free press, Netflix has offered a $1 million prize to anyone who can write an algorithm that recommends movies better than the one they currently use.  Of particular difficulty are people who’ve only rated a handful of movies; there’s less data to go on and so the computer has to do a lot more guesswork.  Accurately recommending movies to those people, who might only be trying the service, is worth a hell of a lot more than one million dollars to Netflix.

In line with that I have a small suggestion that has nothing to do with the prize but might be helpful anyway.  Many DVDs, especially those that are not the extravagant “Collector’s Edition” types that come out for big name pictures, come loaded with trailers for other movies.  Sometimes they play automatically when you load the disc; sometimes they’re just in the menu under “special features”.  Either way though, you’re watching a disc you got from Netflix and seeing trailers for other movies you might like to see.  Here’s where the ease of the system breaks down.

Every movie in their inventory has a webpage.  On the main page is a list of other movies rated highly by people who rated this movie highly.  There is also a separate tab you can click which will list similar movies, movies by the same director, or movies starring the same actors.  If I want to add one of those movies to my Netflix queue all I’ve got to do is click the little “Add” button and it’s done.  But nowhere on the page is there a listing of the two or three movies for which I might have seen a trailer while watching this one.  If I want to add one of those movies to my queue I’ve got to find it manually.

Finding this manually is bad.  That means I’ve got to remember that I was interested in one of the trailers (and after watching a movie how often do you think back to the trailers you saw two hours ago?) and remember the title.  It certainly isn’t that much of a hassle, but it’s also almost completely unnecessary.  Putting links to the trailer movies on there would eliminate that hassle, plus it would put relevant titles in front of someone who may have only ever rented one disc from Netflix.

Based on nothing more than the excellent website they currently sport I don’t think their programmers would have too much trouble implementing this.  If it’s a question of finding out which movies have trailers on which discs, I’m sure the studio, or production company or whoever else sells the DVDs to Netflix would be happy to provide that information.  (They put those trailers on there for a reason, after all).  If that’s not feasible, you’ve got millions of users who are watching millions of discs, surely some of them would be happy to help. 

Netflix does sometimes have different releases of different movies and some may have trailers on them while others do not, but so what?  What harm would it be to put a little note on a page that says “Some versions of this movie contain trailers for the following:”.  All you need is an “Add” button, it won’t cost a million dollars, and it’ll even work for people who’ve never rated a single movie.


Aftermath: Nails in the Coffin

14 December 08
“America’s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well all of Europe.  But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay.” - Homer Simpson

There is a mental disconnect anytime anyone in this country tries to discuss what we euphemistically refer to as “Healthcare Policy”.  On the practical side, just about everyone has been to a doctor’s office or a hospital at some point in their life, it’s close to a universal experience.  The white coats, the needles and stethoscopes, the out of date magazines, it’s all familiar.  On the less tangible side is the riotous expense and incomprehensible complexity of what goes on behind the scenes.  How can a few hours in an emergency room or a few days in a hospital cost tens of thousands of dollars?  In what twisted bureaucratic nightmare of a world does one need to file reams of paper for something as mundane as receiving a few stitches or having a broken bone set?  Trying to reconcile the two in one’s mind is damn near impossible.

That disconnect has been used repeatedly over the years to stymie any serious attempts to change the way we deliver and pay for medical care here in the United States.  The most famous example of this are the “Harry and Louise” ads, but the basic pitch is always the same: reform could make your life worse.  If someone tinkers with the back end, which you don’t see and don’t understand, they might screw up the front end, which you do see and which you and your family need.  It’s an appeal based on fear and, in the 1990s at least, it was very effective.

The reason it was so effective is fairly simple but frequently left unstated: the vast majority of Americans have some kind of health insurance.  They may not be happy with it and they may think it’s much too expensive, but they have it, damn it, and anything that threatens to make it worse or more expensive is a real threat.

The difference between then and now is that the problems that weren’t dealt with then have now festered for so long that they’re beginning to squeeze more and more Americans.  This is an actual line from one of those infamous ads, “My health insurance went from twelve-hundred to thirty-two-hundred dollars a year.”  Adjusted for inflation, that guy’s higher rate, the one he found so intolerable, is now $4,423.  Average healthcare costs for a family of four today (if Obama’s numbers are to be believed): $13,000 or not quite triple.  To be completely fair, it’s not clear if the commercial is talking about a family of four, but it’s a fairly standard yardstick, then and now.  The end point is the same; the system has gotten much, much worse since the early nineties, when it was already a hideous crisis.

Since the election Barack Obama has repeatedly pledged that reforming the way we pay for medical care is at or near the top of his list.  Of course, every time Obama announces an intention to do something he is immediately asked how he can afford to do it in the face of our economic woes.  His stock response, and it’s a good one, is that the economic crisis makes whatever it is he wants to do all the more urgent.  This happened again at the Tom Daschle press conference this week.  As quoted by TPM:

“Some may ask how, at this moment of economic challenge, we can afford to invest in reforming our health care system. Well, I ask a different question — I ask how we can afford not to….If we want to overcome our economic challenges, we must also finally address our health care challenge. “

He is correct.  The inefficiencies in our medical system cost us enormously and straightening them out would save staggering amounts of money.  Paul Krugman, who, with a fresh Nobel under his belt and a sympathetic Democrat in the White House, is set to become America’s leading economist, has made that point repeatedly over the years.  From his 16 February 2007 New York Times column:

McKinsey & Company, the consulting firm, recently released an important report dissecting the reasons America spends so much more on health care than other wealthy nations. One major factor is that we spend $98 billion a year in excess administrative costs, with more than half of the total accounted for by marketing and underwriting - costs that don’t exist in single-payer systems.

Tossing around imaginary rhetorical billions has become something of a fad lately, but $98 billion per year (and that was two years ago, it’s certainly more by now) is a catastrophic number.  That’s nearly the $10 billion per month we’re supposedly spending in Iraq.

Obama has not, so far as I know, come out in favor of a single payer system, though John Conyers recently introduced a bill calling for just that.  Obama’s stated plan works through insurance companies instead of eliminating them altogether, but for political purposes either approach will have long lasting benefits for those responsible.

The details of how any new system will work are complex beyond understanding and my sneaking suspicion is that even people well versed in the ins and outs of our medical system have only the faintest idea of the practical day to day realities of either guaranteed universal coverage or a single payer system.  None of that changes the fact that the current system is severely broken and deeply unpopular, that is the salient political point.  The existing setup now displeases far more people than it pleases and that means it’s going to get changed.  If that change turns out to be largely beneficial, the political ramifications are incalculable and will be with us for decades.

The key term there is “largely beneficial”.  The new system needs to do two things in practical “go to the doctor’s office” terms.  The first is to reduce the cost of care, in terms of money and bureaucracy, for people who already have some type of medical insurance.  The new way of doing things cannot be seen as a step back by a significant population or it’s going to be perceived as a failure.  The second is to eliminate the existing medical underclass by covering everyone.  Allowing millions of people affordable access to medical care will have two big implications, the first is that their lives will improve.  The second is that they will fight tooth and nail to keep it once they have it.

The party that made it possible for someone to take their kid to the asthma doctor or not see their parents struggle with medical expenses has won itself a reliable voter for life.  Successfully reforming the medical system will add millions of votes to the Democratic pile for a long, long time.  That is the political reality of successful and effective medical reform; it would be the final nail in the coffin of the Republican Party of Ronald Reagan and Bush the Younger.  That Party is already reeling from two straight overwhelming rebukes at the ballot box and it probably cannot withstand another body blow of this magnitude.

The goal for the remaining Reds in Congress is therefore clear: stop health care reform at all costs.  If they can’t, if the five out of six Americans who have insurance see their medical bills reduced and simplified and the one out of six Americans who don’t have insurance get it, then it’s all over.  The next time the Republican Party takes Congress or the White House will be a very long time from now and the people who win the elections will be as different from George W. Bush as he is from Dwight Eisenhower.


Aftermath: Prayers for Rain

10 December 08
“I have to try.  I can’t let Barbara Streisand do this to the entire world.” - Robert Smith

To get right to the heart of things, what does the Republican Party stand for these days?  The virtues for which it once stood, small government, fiscal responsibility and clear eyed foreign policy, have all been abandoned by Bush the Younger.  In only eight years he managed to massively expand the size of government, paying for it with deficit spending and shady accounting, all while miring us in two wars on the far side of the world.  The public doesn’t like any of those things and that displeasure is no longer confined to the politically active segments of the internet, liberal op-ed pages and dire approval numbers.  It’s now backed up by consecutive overwhelming Democratic victories at the federal level.

The question on a lot of minds is where do they go from here?  It’s a seemingly logical question but it misses something fundamental.  The Reds are in a very weak minority position for at least two years and probably more; their long term strategic approach is about opposition now.  Being in opposition is easier since all you really need to do is to say the word “No” and act like a jerk, but it also means you don’t get to have too much say about the overall direction of things.  If, for example, Obama wants to talk a lot about global warming and the environment (and hopefully he does), then the opposition has little choice but to talk about them as well, no matter how poor an issue it is for them.  In other words, the kind of Republican Party that can once again win elections on the national stage is dependent on how effectively and how popularly the Blues govern.

Let’s imagine two different scenarios for October of 2010.  Obama will be headed into his first midterm election and everyone and their brother will be on teevee talking about how the President’s party traditionally loses seats in a mid-term year.  In scenario #1, there are no more US casualties occurring in Iraq and the economy and real employment have been growing for twelve months or so.  An effective healthcare plan was passed, ditto some kind of carbon bill and economic stimulus; a tax overhaul that increases rates on incomes over a quarter million dollars pays for much of it.  Life isn’t great, but the country, the economy, and the budget are all clearly moving in the right direction and the memory of Bush the Younger is still relatively fresh.  Scenario #1 probably leads to a rough draw in the House and a few more Democratic pickups in the Senate.  That, in turn, gives Obama a fresh legislative crack at things for the second half of his first term.

In Scenario #2 things aren’t going as well.  The economy is maybe just barely growing but there hasn’t been a real bump in employment.  Some kind of healthcare measure was passed but it hasn’t had much of an impact in the day to day lives of too many ordinary people.  Iraq has wound down, but it’s still violent and some number of American “trainers” are still there and, even worse, some of them are still getting killed.  The budget is an unholy mess and looks to be getting worse.  Maybe there has even been a significant terrorist attack.  The Democrats have structural advantages in the Senate, and probably have too many House seats to lose control outright, but they lose a non-trivial number of seats.  That, in turn, makes the chattering classes see Obama as “vulnerable” for 2012 and the Republican nominating race begins at about 5:30am on Wednesday 5 November 2010.

Both of those scenarios can be extrapolated two years further into the future to October of 2012.  In Scenario #1 Obama comes at reelection from a position of strength unequalled for any incumbent president since at least 1964, including a relatively fresh legislative achievement or two on which to hang his hat.  In Scenario #2, something resembling gridlock but not quite as bad has returned to Washington, Obama seems ineffectual and the promise of his election four years ago has worn off completely.  Either way the key difference isn’t the Republicans, it’s the Democrats.  If the Blues are fighting to keep a good thing going, that progress has been made and more is to come, that’s one thing; if they’re fighting a holding action to stave off another Bush-like Administration by saying something along the lines of, “Those guys are worse than us!”, that’s something else.

These are, to be sure, broad generalizations, and wildly speculative ones at that, but as a thought experiment these two possibilities conform roughly to what seems plausible here in December of 2008.  In a world that resembles Scenario #1 it almost doesn’t matter who the Reds put up, he/she/it will be unmercifully slaughtered by Barack Obama and his teeming partisan horde.  In a world that more resembles Scenario #2, a good enough Republican candidate could win, probably by assembling something that resembles Bush the Younger’s winning 2004 coalition.

That coalition had three basic components, fiscal conservatives, social conservatives and people scared of terrorism.  A winning Scenario #2 coalition would be more or less the return of “compassionate conservatism” (though probably with a new moniker) combined with some odious fallacy like “muscular foreign policy” (basically, calling Obama a pussy).  And what does that candidate look like?  It looks a lot like Sarah Palin or Mike Huckabee, candidates who, because of their biography, will be implicitly trusted by the fundamentalists and can therefore pretend to be centrists just like Bush the Younger did in 2000.  Which is not to say it will actually be either one of them, but the winning formula from 2000/2004 hasn’t fundamentally changed: find someone the base trusts to be on their side no matter what and run to the middle.

The problem with the above is that it is only possible in the sorry world of Scenario #2, and even then the odds are probably against them.  If anything approximating Scenario #1 comes true, then whenever a Republican is next elected to the White House (eight, twelve or who knows how many years from now), the Republican Party and the country itself will little resemble their current incarnations.  The gap between Herbert Hoover and Dwight Eisenhower was twenty years and the Party of Eisenhower (and Richard Nixon 1.0) had almost nothing in common with the one of Hoover.

The Republican Party as it is currently constituted has only two real hopes for returning to national power: a Democratic foreign policy fuckup of epic proportions or having the economy go completely to shit in an election year.  The problem with both of those is that they already happened, and it wasn’t the Democrats who were responsible.  The Reds have placed the Blues in the enviable position where simple failure won’t sink them, Barack Obama and his merry band will have to fail on a hitherto unknown scale to compare poorly with his predecessor.

In the meantime, all the Republicans can do is bide their time and pray for rain.

This it the second of three posts in a series.


Aftermath: A Very Deep Hole

7 December 08
“No no, dig up stupid.” - Chief Wiggum

It’s been a little over a month since a black man whose middle name is Hussein was overwhelmingly elected President of the United States.  (Italics used to emphasize Atrios’ point that the “holy fucking shit” nature of the win still hasn’t really sunk in or been properly expressed.)  In that time I’ve read innumerable speculative tracts about just how badly screwed the Republican Party is.  It wasn’t until this week though, when the December 18th issue of The New York Review of Books reached my mailbox, that I saw a genuinely persuasive case for just how badly screwed they truly are.  There are several articles about the election, but two of them in particular are worth note.  Combined they amount to a damning argument against anyone claiming that the Republican Party is anything but fucked for a long time to come.

Michael Massing did some on the ground reporting in Ohio; Michael Tomasky took the wider analytical view, but they both came to the same conclusion: the fundamentals of the electorate are changing in ways that are profoundly disadvantageous to the Republican Party.  In the past, including the very recent past, voters who basically fell under the umbrella description of “white working class” reliably delivered a Republican to the White House.  They were solidly Republican and there were enough of them that any other demographic group was basically an afterthought.  Now, however, there a lot less of them and they are no longer four square behind anyone with an R next to his name.

Both of the articles are worth reading in full, but here are the nuts of them.  Massing:

In the national press and the blogosphere, the category of “undecideds” was routinely ridiculed. With the choice between the candidates so clear, how could anyone remain up in the air? While in Ohio, however, I met many undecideds. Quite a few were Republicans trying to come to terms with a number of discomfiting realities: McCain’s uninspired campaign; his choice of an unqualified running mate; the failures of George Bush; the promise of Barack Obama.

That these people were ever undecided at all is stunning evidence of the erosion of Republican Party loyalty.  These are the types to whom the Republican Party once had rock solid appeal based on foreign policy responsibility, fiscal restraint and good governance, but the last eight years have shattered those beliefs into a million pieces.  Two wars got started on the Republican watch, at least one of which was completely unnecessary; so much for foreign policy responsibility.  The budget deficit is either at or near its all time high (depending on how you want to count) and the national debt (real money on which interest must be paid) has doubled; there goes fiscal restraint.  Good governance?  Forget about it.  Massing writes, “There was much talk about the terrible flood that had ravaged Findlay two summers ago, causing many businesses to shut down for extended periods. The federal response, I learned, had-as in the case of Hurricane Katrina-been anemic, and many homeowners were still fighting to get the money due them.”

Tomasky (citing numbers from Ruy Teixeira):

By his definition, using the “whites-no college” category, not the income category, as his baseline, Obama lost the white working class nationally by eighteen points. Obama’s performances among whites with and without college educations were very similar to Michael Dukakis’s in 1988. The key difference, though, is that the size of the white working-class vote-as defined by “no college”-is down 15 percent from 1988, while the size of the white college-educated vote is up 4 percent.

Whoa.  A 15% decrease in only twenty years is catastrophic for a party that basically appeals only to white people.  In terms of the popular vote, the 1988 election is an almost exact mirror of the 2008 one.  Bush the Elder got 53.4% of the vote to Michal Dukakis’s 45.6%; Barack Obama got 52.9% to John McCain’s 45.7%.  If Obama really did lose working class whites by the same margin as Dukakis then the difference isn’t who was voting Red or voting Blue, it’s how many of each category there are.  In 1988 working class white people was a pretty solid foundation from which to operate, in 2008, not so much.  And it’s going to get worse because the white percentage of the population is decreasing every year.

Being a party of, by, and for white people is all well and good right up until their relative numbers decrease and they stop liking you for being massively incompetent.  In a nutshell, that’s the hole the Republican Party has dug for itself.

This it the first of three posts in a series.


Still Wasting Time

7 December 08
“This is the best part of the week!” - Homer Simpson
“It’s the longest possible time before more church!” - Lisa Simpson

Ahhhhh, that was a fun election season, wasn’t it?  But it’s (more or less) over now and that means it’s time to once again try and tilt Tethered Swimming away from being just my stupid and meaningless contributions to our stupid political discourse.  Before that happens though, I’m going to get in on the rhetorical gang bang that has been post election analysis.  That means it’s time for another multi-part series where I take a decent but by no means exceptional idea and stretch it to a breaking point.  Once that’s done I’m going to try to reduce the political content.

Today’s post is about just how bad things have gotten for what’s left of the Red political coalition; Wednesday will be about what a Republican Party that can actually win national elections again might look like; and next Sunday will be my ill-informed stab at the ramifications of a successful Obama presidency, particularly when it comes to reforming access to medical care.  If I may be allowed to cite noted political scientist Dr. Dre, this is the millennium of Aftermath.

Sometime this week I’m also going to update the links to more accurately reflect my post-election reading habits.


Cleaning Up Is Hard To Do

3 December 08
“Teacher, my partner is back on the bus.” - Butters Stotch

One of Barack Obama’s best lines of the campaign was the one about us needing to be as careful getting out of Iraq as we were careless getting into Iraq.  It’s short, to the point and true.  But the campaign is over now, and in less than seven weeks Obama is going to be in charge.  He’s making the right statements, and there are hopeful signs, but getting us out of Iraq is going to be bloody and expensive; and it’s going to require a lot more courage and fortitude than getting in ever did.

Iraq is a mess, a giant basket case of a country with sharp internal divisions and heavily armed militias underlying them.  The central government is nominally legitimate, but it’s also dominated by only one of the three main factions, the Shiites.  (Who themselves are no monolithic bloc.)  In the north the Kurds have been very clear that they want little to do with their bumptious cousins to the south.  If it weren’t for the twin obstacles of our objection and a threatened Turkish invasion they might have declared independence already.  In and around Baghdad, the Sunnis exist in a kind of low violence detente with the Shiite government, but whether they are on the path to genuine reconciliation or merely biding their time until American forces depart is an open question.  It has been the Sunnis, after all, who traditionally dominated the country.

Into this maw steps Barack Obama, newly minted choice of the American people, who won the nomination and the election promising to end the Iraq War.  Or, at least, American involvement in it.  The question isn’t whether or not he wants to get us out; the real question is whether or not he has the iron will it’s going to take to get us out while the war itself continues.

There is a very good chance that as we begin to remove ourselves the factions which have for the moment allowed the violence to lull (though by no means cease) will go back to each other’s throats with gusto.  Once we’re on our way out the use of American troops and American planes as the daily tools of government enforcement will decrease.  It would be nice if Iraqi forces could seamlessly replace ours, but that seems unlikely, especially at first.  It is going to get worse before it gets better.

When that happens, and it’s very likely that it will at some point between January 20th and the day we finally get out, the pressure to postpone or delay will be enormous.  The armchair generals, and some of the real ones, will wail that if we just stay to get this or that Iraqi unit up to snuff, or wait one more Friedman Unit until we’ve pacified this province or another, things will be better once we’re finished.  There are far too many people (government officials, think tankers, professional pundits in every medium) who see the Iraq War as a bungled war, a disaster brought about by the poor execution of Donald Rumsfeld and other Bush Administration incompetents, instead of the doomed project it always was.  They will howl long and loud (it’s what they’re best at) that delay can be the correct course of action, that with the right people in charge a better outcome is now possible.

They will come in the guise of responsibility, of saying that there is still hope and that we owe it to someone (the Iraqis, our dead, ourselves) to finish the job right.  Statistics will be quoted, historical examples dredged up, changes in the level of violence (up or down) will be cited, all in the service of staying.  This must be resisted at all costs.  It leads only to a longer war and all that means is more blood spilled, more limbs lost, more lives destroyed, on all sides.

As President, Obama will be at the center of this.  He is going to feel the pressure, possibly from his own subordinates; he is going to read the casualty reports; he is going to have to bear the burden of responsibility for not throwing new lives after lost ones.  But he’s sharp; sharp enough to realize that if he sets as his Iraq goal anything other than our exit then it will become his war, not Bush the Younger’s.  That isn’t something he wants, especially as he’s busy laying his hands all over Afghanistan.

Obama has no reason, practical or political, not to get us out with all haste, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to be easy; the opposite is far more likely.  Americans are going to die, Iraqis are going to die, huge sums of money will be stolen and or lost and all the while there will be a steady invective of opposition; letting go of this war is going to be very difficult.  It will require far more determination, conviction and courage that getting in ever did; then the costs were imaginary, now they are real.