“Bart Simpson you’re late! Go fill out a tardy slip.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“But I’m only…five…ten…twenty…forty minutes! That’s pretty damn late.” – Bart Simpson
I didn’t get yesterday’s post up. It’ll be up later today. I’ve always seen the title of this post attributed to Henry Ford Jr. after he got caught cheating on his wife, but whoever said it, it’s true.
